Let's be honest for a second
I'm a sensual hedonist. I'll just put that out there. I believe in slow kisses that don't rush anywhere, touch that actually pays attention, and taking enough time that you forget what you were in a hurry for. I'm not pretending to be passionate, I genuinely feel it, and the right person will know exactly what I mean by that.
A few weeks ago I heard about something new, thought it sounded like a great idea, and made an appointment. My friends got a photo after. More on that below.
The actually spicy bits
🕰️ I will absolutely take my time
Most people treat foreplay like a speed bump on the way to somewhere else. I treat it like the destination. Slow, intentional, and very much paying attention to you.
⚡ I do things just because I want to
A few weeks ago some coworkers mentioned getting a certain area waxed. I had never heard of it. I looked it up, thought it sounded like a great idea, and made an appointment. I just got everything waxed because it sounded like a great idea. Twice. Going back for a third time next week. See photo above. Make of that what you will.
🌶️ Kinky in the best possible way
I'm not shy about what I enjoy and I won't pretend otherwise. But I'm also not looking for a relationship built around it. If you're curious, we'll talk. If you're not, that's fine too. The connection comes first, always. Everything else is negotiable.
Why dating Karl is a great decision
He'll show up for you
Not just on the good days. If something needs doing and he can do it, consider it done. No asking twice.
You'll laugh. A lot.
Not polite laughs. Real ones. The kind that get you in trouble.
He's actually interesting
Not just "I've traveled" interesting. Genuinely curious about the world.
The dog approves
He's the real gatekeeper. You'll want him to like you.
Fair warning
I will absolutely drum on the table or whatever is in front of me. With my fingers, not sticks, but still. I've been doing it so long I don't even notice anymore. It's not nerves, it's just the rhythm that lives in my head finding somewhere to go. You've been warned.
I might laugh at the wrong moment. Not because something is funny, but because humor is how some of my emotions find the exit. I'm working on it. In the meantime, it's me, not you.
Some nights I want to go dancing. Some nights I want to stay on the couch, put on something good, and not move for three hours with you next to me. Both versions of me are fully committed to whatever we're doing. Fair warning: once we're that comfortable, leaving is going to be very difficult for both of us.